The moment Andrew laid eyes on Jake’s smiling face he knew that life in heaven would be hell for him, knowing that depraved sinner was there as well.
Author: jevlir
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A Late International Women’s Day Post
But’s it’s well within Women’s History Month!
I’m calling two of my past short stories to the front, and making them sticky for the rest of the month. The first is directly about International Women’s Day (A Day for Men to Talk about the Women in their Lives) and the other is Our Pastor Is Lazy, which also relates to many things I have been hearing from pastors lately.
Enjoy! (Or not!)
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The Influence of Modern Decadent Culture
It all started rather innocently. Or so it would have seemed to those involved. Nobody intended to hurt anyone else. It started during the special collection for the needy taken up early in Advent in order to buy needed supplies to distribute just before Christmas
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person, place, or event to anything in the real world is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2023, Henry E. Neufeld
Fred Lewis, senior saint and fixture in the small town and its largest church, was putting a $50 bill into the offering plate. He pitied those who couldn’t get what they needed at Christmas. Unfortunately, he was getting slower as he aged, and a little less precise with his fingers, and he pulled a receipt out of his wallet along with the bill. He didn’t notice until he had dropped both the money and the receipt into the offering plate.
Now he might have just suffered the embarrassment of having to look for the receipt later, but it was an important one. He intended to return a tool that he felt had not lived up to its advertised quality to the hardware store, and he knew the owner and the manager would insist on a receipt. It wasn’t a lot of money, but it was the principle that mattered. They would give him his money back!
So he reached back into the offering plate and grabbed the receipt. Fortune again did not favor him, as he grabbed not only the receipt, but his $50 bill, and a couple of others as well. He fumbled to get the money back into the offering plate and to keep the receipt, and finally, having accomplished his goal, passed the plate along with a self-deprecating apology.
It might have stopped at that, but …
At dinner that evening, Elfrieda, who was a widow, and a center of social activity for the church, and who had been sitting just down the row from these events told the story at the church social to gales of laughter. She did not intend to imply that any money had been actually taken from the plate, much less that such a pillar of the community as Fred Lewis might have taken it. But it so enhanced to story to end it with: “Who knows where all the money ended up?”
In the normal course of small-town gossip, the whole thing might have ended right there, but Elfrieda had told the story so well, and so many people whose fingers were not nearly as old managed to repeat the story. As stories will, it got edited. By the middle of the week the town barber was heard telling the man whose hair he was trimming that he (the barber) had heard that Fred Lewis had taken $50 from the offering plate. He assured the man that this couldn’t possibly be true and that he had just heard it, but wasn’t it funny how such things got around.
Wednesday night, Fred Lewis didn’t show up for the study in the church. Fred always attended that study. People wondered if he was not feeling well. Nobody thought of the story going around because, of course, nobody believed the story. Or nobody admitted they did.
Joyce, head of Caring Ministries for the church, started to go check on Fred, but as she was heading that way she recalled hearing that he might have taken money from the offering plate. If he was in great need, she could forgive him, she thought, but she wasn’t ready for the conversation. So she skipped that visit and headed on out to visit some shut-ins.
What had actually happened was that Fred had found himself in difficulty sorting out his medication, and after several tries and repeated checking had finally taken the pills he thought he should. He ended up with an overdose of one medication and none at all of some others. It might not have been fatal, but his heart was giving him some trouble, and those were precisely the wrong medications.
As Joyce walked by on the other side of the street, Fed Lewis was unconscious in his living room recliner. Of course, nobody suspected that.
It was Friday afternoon when the new doctor in town, notified by his office nurse that Fred was not there for the appointment he’d asked for on Wednesday, decided to go check. You might think it odd that a doctor went to check on a patient personally, but this young doctor had come to the small town to practice old-fashioned medicine. He’d been burned out in his residency. He’d almost given up medicine altogether but had been attracted to the idea of the simplicity of being a small-town doctor. So he checked on his patient and found him dead.
The young doctor did everything right. He called the police. He suggested the possibility of the mixup with the medications. The county coroner ruled it (correctly) as death due to an accidental overdose.
Then somebody, nobody ever remembered who, wondered out loud whether the overdoes had, in fact, been accidental. Perhaps Fred Lewis had heard the things that were being said about him taking money from the offering plate. For a man of his character it might just have been too much. People dismissed this as ridiculous. But it was said and dismissed in furtive tones over and over again.
Then someone mentioned that they thought they remembered that the doctor was sitting next to Fred Lewis in church. Who was more likely to be the source of the story? Perhaps the doctor, rather than being the self-sacrificing hero who had come to provide good medical care to the small town was actually the cause of Fred Lewis’s distress. It didn’t matter that there was no evidence that Fred Lewis had ever heard the rumor, but nobody thought of that.
If it was possible that the doctor had started the rumor, then perhaps he had contrived to cover up evidence of a suicide so he wouldn’t be blamed for the vicious, even pernicious rumor that had made the fine old man decide he didn’t want to face life any more. Any number of people said that this story was also ridiculous, but that didn’t stop people from spreading it.
When the young doctor was found dead in the woods near a hiking trail, everyone in town assumed it was suicide. “He knew he had killed Fred Lewis by the rumor he started,” said several pillars of the town’s society knowingly. Nobody took note of the coroner’s report that said the young man had hit his head on a sharp rock, knocked himself out and then bled to death.
As the story spread through the town the consensus was that modern decadent culture just didn’t prepare people for real life. If the doctor had had any guts at all, he would have owned up to his responsibility, faced the music, and moved on.
What a vast amount of timber can be set ablaze by the tiniest spark! 6 And the tongue is a fire …
The Revised English Bible. (1996). (Jas 3:5–6). Cambridge; New York; Melbourne; Madrid; Cape Town; Singapore; São Paulo; Delhi; Dubai; Tokyo: Cambridge University Press.Image credit: Adobe Stock pathdoc Not public domain
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Swipe Board and Encore in Death
Just after I finished reading the latest In Death book, Encore in Death, Amazon pushed an ad to me for what looks like a swipe board. I’m sure this can’t be related. If I was doing office presentations, I think I’d love this, but then, unlike Eve Dallas, I love tech!
Speaking of which, I loved Encore in Death. Series tend to get a bit outrageous over time, as the author/creator tries to find new and more thrilling things for the lead characters to do, but this one was well-grounded and spent some decent time developing the characters.
I’m definitely not one to provide spoilers, other than noting that, unlike a couple of recent books (which I nonetheless liked), this one is well grounded and is much more grounded in the character of the people and less in either technology or globe-spanning conspiracies.
It’s well worth reading. And unlike the swipe board above, I’m providing the links so you can get your copy!
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Pre-Order Desperation in Death
I am a fan of J. D. Robb and the In Death series, and I have discovered that through The Jevlir Caransary Bookstore,
powered by Aer.io, I can give a discount. I’m offering 20% off on pre-orders for the paperback and hardcover, and 2% on the large print (the margin is sliced very thin).Aer.io ceased to exist, and this book has been released. You can order it from Amazon.com here: -

In One Sentence: An Improbable Asteroid
As Ferdinand looked at the calculated path of the approaching asteroid, he suddenly was convinced that “improbable” and “impossible” were truly not the same thing.
(Featured image by Alexander Antropov from Pixabay, with help from clipart by (monsterbraingames on openclipart.org.)
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About the Jump in Safety Violations
The Plant Manager (PM) was not a happy man.
Occupying the space in front of his desk, and looking quite uncomfortable were his Safety Coordinator (SC), his Operations Manager (OM), and three shift supervisors.
“I thought you were going to improve our safety record,” said the Plant Manager, looking at the Safety Coordinator. “Instead, safety violations have multiplied! Things are getting worse!”
“We haven’t had any more injuries on the job over the last six months,” said the OM.
“But look at the risk! Look at the way safety violations have increased! How do you explain it?” He was look at the SC again.
“Well, I created a new safety code,” said the SC.
“Is it a better safety code?” asked the PM, “Or is it creating all these errors?”
“It’s better. We’re recognizing errors that we weren’t noticing before,” said the SC.
“But a new safety code should make us safer!” The PM’s look said that he thought the SC might be mentally impaired, or perhaps intoxicated.
“I beg your pardon,” said a voice, a bit timidly. It was one of the supervisors.
“What?” snapped the PM as the OM and SC looked on in shock. Why on earth would a mere supervisor invite attention in a meeting like this.
“I don’t think a new safety code, however good, will make people safer. It just identified issues. In fact, many of the workers don’t really know what’s in it. Some of them don’t care that much.”
“What do you mean they don’t care? They have to care! It’s the work rules. If they don’t really care, fire them!”
“Well,” said the supervisor, a bit more confidently. If she was about to be fired, she might as well fully earn it! “There’s no incentive to work more safely. There has been no time taken to train people to work more safely. We’re already short on manpower, so people don’t worry as much about getting fired, because they know we don’t have a drawer full of applications to take their places. They also don’t understand just how the safety code is going to make them safer.”
“You just haven’t told them frequently enough that they need to follow the safety code,” said the PM.
“I tell them every day. They aren’t motivated. They don’t understand it. They don’t see how it applies to them. Some of them look at it and figure it’s just too hard to follow and not worth it.” She was thinking that the sense of already being fired, suggested by the looks on all the manager’s faces, and the fact that her fellow supervisors had moved to distance themselves from her, made it easy to be courageous.
The PM thought he would fire the supervisor, but he wasn’t going to do it in this meeting. Instead, he looked at the SC. “I want a better safety code, well-written, precise. One that the workers will follow. I want posters put up on every wall, reminding people of the safety code. This plant will, by God, have an excellent safety record.”
“But …” started the supervisor.
“Shut up!” said the PM.
(Now read Romans 7. Are you, as a parent, as a teacher, as a church leader behaving like the PM? The SC? What is it that actually changes people’s behavior?)
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of any character to anyone in real life is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2020, Henry E. Neufeld.
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So Dark, So Cold
I run my fingers over the incised lettering on the sign.
At least I think it’s incised lettering.
I think it’s a sign.
It’s hard to tell if I really have fingers.
It’s dark and it’s cold. At the last sign, I thought the number was a nine. If it was, I missed one mile marker.
Or maybe it wasn’t there. How can I be sure? It’s so hard to remember. I’m so cold.
Around the eighth mile marker you should see a light, below you, down the mountain.
I thought I saw the light, but I never found the marker. Then the trail turned off to the right, and I lost sight of it. Right now, it’s hard to remember what light is.
The goal is mile maker five, where there’s a farm house, a telephone, access to emergency services. Someone to go back and help my companion more than ten miles back in these mountains.
He’s the one who said there was a path, who told me about the mile markers, who said I’d see a light.
I reach out my fingers to the mile marker, but I can’t really see it. I reach out my fingers. Or I think I’m reaching them out. It’s hard to tell. I can’t tell if it’s a sign or a tree.
What should I do?
Go until you see the light. Keep going until the light is directly to your left. You’ll find the driveway.
The light is just a promise. A promise from someone who has been this way before.
Just a promise.
But it’s a promise from someone who knows the way.
I turn back to the trail, or at least where I think there’s a trail. I put out one foot and take a step.
No matter how dark, or how cold, keep looking toward the light.
There it is, just above that ridge.
There is a light.
Featured Image Credit: Adobe Stock #296811018 Licensed, not public domain.
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of any event or character to those in the real world is coincidental. Copyright © 2020, Henry E. Neufeld
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An Opinion
“But I know nothing about dam construction!” The exclamation was somewhat exasperated.
“Just look at it,” said Geoff. He pointed at the dam which was holding back a small lake in the narrow valley above. Below it, the land spread out fairly quickly into gently rolling farmland. The obvious issue was the land immediately below the dam, in which there were scattered fruit trees and a few small houses, just shelters really.
“I see it,” said Ron, “but I still don’t know anything about dams. I can’t tell you whether it’s a good idea to turn that land into an orchard.”
“But you’re the smartest man I know. Surely you have somewhat of an idea!”
“Any idea I have is uninformed and unsupported. I really don’t want to give you an inaccurate assessment of your risk. You need to get a real expert.”
“There you go with the big words. I just want a simple answer, yes or no. I think you just don’t understand the importance of this, the income I can derive from cultivating that land. I just want an opinion on whether this dam will hold. It has held for decades, after all.”
“It sounds like you already have an opinion.”
“Yes, but I want yours.”
Ron looked at the dam and studied it. No matter how long he looked it just looked like rocks, dirt, some concrete, holding back a lake. It almost looked like part of the landscape.
“Well, for what it’s worth,” he said finally, “I don’t see anything wrong with it.” That’s not a lie, he assured himself. I really don’t see anything wrong with it. Nothing right with it either. It’s just there.
“Good!” said Geoff. “Just what I wanted to hear. I knew you’d see it my way. You’re the smartest person I know.”
Somehow that last statement made Ron feel guilty.
Years passed, and then came the flood. It was hardly anyone’s fault that people weren’t prepared. The snows melted in the mountains, and the spring rains were heavier than usual, but all that was well upstream.
Yes, it was a rainy spring, but until the mix of broken ice and water came pouring down through the valley. The dam didn’t resist for more than a few minutes. Many farms downstream were severely damaged, but the orchard below the damn was wiped out, along with Geoff’s new house.
Geoff showed up on Ron’s doorstep. Ron’s house wasn’t near the path of destruction.
“Dead,” said Geoff. “All dead. My family. In the house. Dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” said Ron, wondering why he was feeling guilty. After all, he hadn’t sent the rain.
“Gone!” shouted Geoff. “All gone! Washed away!” He waved his arm as though he was seeping trash off a table top.
Ron could tell that Geoff was blaming him for the destruction. “I’m sorry for your losses,” he said dully.
“You should have told me,” said Geoff. “You should have told me the dam was no good.”
“It was only an opinion. I told you I wasn’t an expert on dam building.”
Geoff turned and stumbled away. “You should have told me,” he was muttering as he left.
Ron stood watching him. It was only an opinion. I told him I wasn’t an expert.
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Sci-Fi Book: Off Armageddon Reef
David Weber is one of my favorite authors, and this is an excellent series. I’ve put a discount on this that has it at $7.98, below the Amazon.com price at the moment, but that may not last, so if you’re price shopping, go take a look there.
Note: I intend to place more short notes about books and series I like on this blog. I don’t post that much, so a book or so a week should be manageable.

