[This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters, places, or events to reality is strictly coincidental. It is also part of a series. Characters who have been introduced in previous episodes will not be re-introduced. You can find a list of characters from episodes up to this one here.]
Only four members of the God-Talk Club had gathered this evening. They were Mark Morton, who was taking a break from studying for a test in his systematic theology class, Jerry Simonson, more determined than ever to reach Mark with the gospel, even though Mark was a seminary student, Mandy Kelly, who never missed her prescribed break from home life, and Justine Reeder.
“How is it that I never see you studying?” Mark asked Justine.
“Oh, I study! I just don’t do it here.”
“But I never see you studying on campus either.”
“You never see me on campus.”
“I have too seen you. A couple of times. I just never see you studying or in class.”
“I know,” said Mandy. “She’s so smart she doesn’t have to study!”
Justine looked embarrassed, but didn’t say anything.
“If you don’t mind my asking,” said Mark, “What’s your GPA?”
“I do mind you asking,” Justine replied. “I think that’s rude!”
“I bet it’s so high you’re afraid we’ll think you’re boasting,” said Mandy.
Jerry looked embarrassed. One of his problems with this group was that he was very courteous. It was hard for him to get his viewpoints taken seriously in this group without being blunt, and to be honest quite rude. “How about the election? Have any of you decided who to vote for?”
There was a moment of stunned silence at the obvious change of subject, then Mandy laughed. “Yes, Grandpa! We’ll settle down and be a little less rude,” she said.
“I didn’t mean that.” Jerry paused. “Well, I suppose I did. But I’d still like an answer, if anyone is willing.”
“Why don’t you go first?” asked Mark.
“Very well,” said Jerry. “I’ll be voting for Fred Thompson in our primary.”
“Do you think he still has a chance?” asked Mark.
“I don’t know, but I think he best represents my values—smaller government, private education options, and pro-life.”
There was another long pause. Jerry looked from one face to another. Had he stepped over a line with these folks by asking their political views?
“OK, I’ll go,” said Justine. “I’m voting for Barack Obama.”
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